about the webmaster

hiii ^_^ i'm elias sasha, the webmaster of riveroysters.net! i'm a 20 years old white canadian bi nonbinary transsexual guy who lives in a little apartment with my cat cricket. i use he/kit pronouns (among others... if youre normal call me whatever if youre cis. well i guess he/him if you must. tch...) and i am in my third year of university studying linguistics! i love music and fashion and body modification and languages and cats and etc

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likes, dislikes, hobbies

my favourite colour is blue (not like royal blue, more of a grey-blue like #194780 or #4871a3), my drink of choice is chocolate milk, my favourite food is potato leek soup and my favourite dessert is pumpkin pie, i listen to music 24/7, i love lava lamps, i only drink the red gatorade flavour, i really like water (riverclan warrior right here), and i like to smoke weed bunts.

i HATE tomatoes. get those disgusting things away. i also dislike gatorade zero, coke, harry potter, and the texture of mushrooms. i'm not a dog person sorry... i hate wasps and hornets also those horrible creatures...

movies & tv i like include neon genesis evangelion, puella magi madoka magica, yuri! on ice, game of thrones, breaking bad, house md, sharknado, etc. i also like to watch youtube video essays about stuff. my favourite game is minecraft but i play acnh and cattails sometimes also. warrior cats (erin hunter) is my most favouritest book series of all time and i have 78 volumes so far.. i also really like maurice (e.m. forster), the agony of bun o'keefe (heather smith), aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe (benjamin alire saenz), convenience store woman (sayaka murata) and others.

i listen to lots of music such as femtanyl, mcr, the tragically hip, vylet pony, green day, black dresses, usedcvnt, pierce the veil, yellowcard, SOPHIE etc. i also listen to vocaloid, city pop, and other regular people music sometimes ^_^ my most listened to song is mcr desert song which i listened to 4,975 times in 2022. well anyways u can check out the music page for more music stuffs!!

i am also very passionate about languages & linguistics! i am currently pursuing a linguistics degree in university ^_^ i have been learning french since grade 1 (canada...), japanese for 7 years, and have dabbled in a lot of others like latin, anishinaabemowin, gothic, etc! i am taking an arabic class right now which has been pretty cool. i am especially interested in historical linguistics and hope to be able to study more in that field.

in the future i am hoping to be able to do a body piercing apprenticeship and become a body piercer. i really like piercings and body modifications -- i have 9 piercings at the moment (2 lobes (stretched to 12mm), 2 conch, rook, helix, septum (stretched to 4mm), vertical labret, nipple) and am planning to get more, as well as a couple (somewhat badly self done) tattoos.

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